Curse of the Horny Mummy

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The boy prodigy was almost universally hated within the League of Legends. It wasn't just because he was a beta male constantly playing alpha, no... it was because he was filthy rich through his archeology and exploration. So when Ezreal mouthed off in a tavern about "The Tomb of Amumu" said to house a great treasure looking for escorts to each receive a share, three strong able-bodied champions happily signed up for the venture.

But as they ventured into the pyramid and broke into the main chamber, a mummy stepped out of a sarcophagus and unleashed a curse unlike any other. A man cursed with an insatiable, once sealed away in this forgotten tomb. And blasted the champions with the cursed magic, which ripped away any armor they had and gave them a spontaneous inexplicably boner to boot.

"Well, this wasn't supposed to happen..." Ezreal complained with all of them suddenly awkwardly naked and disarmed. "Stupid mummy, give Mundo's clothes back!" The large purple hulk threatened and charged forward, but that would be their next mistake as the mummy flared up with a glowing light and the bandages shot out like tentacles, wrapping everyone in the room. The mountain of a man quickly dangling in the air almost completely mummified with his huge meat now bulging underneath.

It didn't take long for everyone else to end up in the same situation, both the ninja, the warrior king and the boy explorer. All of them grunting and wriggling in their mummified state as the enemy looked at them with satisfaction, finally having subjects to sate his unending lust.

Zed, Tryndamere, Dr. Mundo and Ezreal from League of Legends. The artwork depicts Amumu's "Curse of the Horny Sad Mummy" ability where he releases his bottled up feelings upon all those nearby.